Welcome to the new dark ages. We hope you’ll enjoy your stay.

I am aghast.

There was a time in the history of Europe, where religious fanatics from the Catholic Church was the scourge of the populace, hunting down accused — and anyone else they could beat into admitting to being — witches.

Fortunately, we no longer live in the dark ages, religious persecution is frowned upon and no one needs to fear for their lives merely for not agreeing with doctrine or dogma.

It would appear, though, that someone neglected informing this contemptible dastard!

Update

* Okay it’s official. This guy is an absolute nutter…
* Monk, nuns charged with aggravated murder – At least they hadn’t ignored it, the way it seemed to be heading…